I’m am so excited for this season because it seems more bat shit crazy than ever. There are so many emotions, personalities, and the anticipation of mental breakdowns seems outta control.
I love the first 15 minutes. There are far too many looking-off-into-the-distance shots, and by that I mean not enough. The dumb shots of the girls, that are hopefully producer created, are better than EVER.
And I’m so thankful for these ladies and their willingness to look like idiots.
This face killz me. KILLZ ME. Especially since she said she wanted Ben to eat cow ballz with her right before making this face.
And that model chick? So crazy:
“I think wedding rings look pretty amazing on me, actually. I could see a big rock on there. I know what I want, and I think 2 carats is…you know…I deserve it. I’m worth it.”
This lady clearly thinks that she’s Carrie Bradshaw or something, but I do love her multiple breakdowns the first night.
I can already tell I don’t care for this girl:
Miss Pacific Palisades. Please.
On the other hand, Sheryl was clearly the shining star. I wanted her to stay FOREVER. I don’t really care about her granddaughter that much, but Sheryl seemed like she could get down.
Making Ben guess what candy this girl put in his mouth was hella weird. He’s too nice because I would’ve stopped that shit and made her give me all the candy.
So many of these ladies are mega crazy. Like I don’t even know what to do with them.
But Monica’s my girl. (Not really. I would never be friends with her in real life. She’s so crazy. Like crazy for days.)
But Jenna is like needy, desperate, emotional crazy which is too much.
My only thoughtz on this lady: She is trying too hard to look like Holly Madison.
From the preview of what’s to come this season I CANNOT WAIT!! There are so many tears. SOOOOO. MANY. TEARZ!
xx, Suzanne
this post just made my day. it’s exactly what i was thinking if not more. suzanne, you are hilarious. i’m going to follow you if just for your commentary.
(Source: hulu.com, via suzanneandjulia-deactivated2012)
